我們的老師
Father: Well, Tom, I talked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom: I don't know, father.
Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom: Our teacher, father.
父親：湯姆，我今天和你的老師談話了，現(xiàn)在我想問你一個問題，誰是你們班最懶的同學(xué)？
湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。
父親：噢，你知道，想想，當班里的其他的同學(xué)正在忙著寫作業(yè)的時候，誰坐在教室里并且東張希望的看其他的人學(xué)習(xí)？
湯姆：我們的老師，爸爸。
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