我說的是我的全身啊老師
Teacher: "Where were you born?"
Student: "Singapore,Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
老師：“你在哪生的？”
學生：“新加坡。”
老師：“哪塊兒啊？”（或“哪個地方啊？”）
學生：“我說的是我的全身啊，老師。”
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