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• 趣味英語:上天注定我們不可分開

  　　N： You have established an incredible chemistry（關系）?！　： Yes， and we were inseparable（不可分開的）since then.　　N： You or she？　　B： What？　　N： Inseparable.　　B： Both， it was magic from the moment we...

  2018-12-27 英語笑話

• Business Joke (45)

  　　When a plague of flying ants caused the performance at a variety theater to end prematurely，the manager sent a message to his agent：“Show stopped by flying ants！”　　The agent replied“Book‘em...

  2018-12-28 英語笑話

• 英語笑話：我要表現得象位女士

  導語：笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點不一樣，也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學到知識喲(*^__^*)...

  2019-01-07 英語笑話

• 英漢幽默故事選讀【16】

  Mother's Feet　　To prevent our dog, Lacy, from pestering visitors to our house, my mother often massaged her as she lounged beneath the kitchen table, her favorite resting spot. One day a contrac...

  2019-01-06 英語笑話

• 英漢幽默故事選讀【48】

  Good Thing He Has You　　While I was talking to a parent of one of my third-grade students, another teacher walked by. The mother, remarking how beautiful the woman was, said, "If my son had her f...

  2019-01-06 英語笑話

• Raffle Ticket

  A woman comes home from work wearing a new gold necklace. “Where did you get that necklace?” her husband asks.“I won it in a raffle at work,” she replies. “Now go prepare my bath.”The next d...

  2018-12-06 英語笑話

• 使別人高興--雙語幽默笑話

  a sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?一個主日學校的老師正在對學生講使別...

  2018-10-30 英語笑話

• Classic humour stories(5)

  New Discovery A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and...

  2019-01-04 英語笑話

• 最低分

  　　"Professor， I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero."　　"Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."　　學生：“教授先生，我這次考試已經竭盡...

  2018-12-25 英語笑話

• Anything you want......

  　　One day a rich guy was having a party at his house. He was loaded, he had everything; money, a big house in Beverly Hills, drugs, girls, cars, planes; anything he wanted. The guy was also a li...

  2018-12-08 英語笑話