英語(yǔ)笑話：我要表現(xiàn)得象位女士

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導(dǎo)語(yǔ)：笑話讓人快樂(lè)^_^中西方人的笑點(diǎn)不一樣，也許你覺(jué)得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺(jué)得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學(xué)到知識(shí)喲(*^__^*) ……下面就隨英語(yǔ)笑話小編一起來(lái)欣賞這則英語(yǔ)笑話吧O(∩_∩)O~~

　　「生詞預(yù)覽」

　　on sale廉價(jià)出售，dignified高貴的，batter連續(xù)猛擊

　　I Am Acting Like a Lady One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store，a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women. He stood it as long as he could；then，with head lowered and arms flailing，he plowed through the crowed.“You there!"Yelled a thrill voice. Can't you act like a gentleman?"

　　"Listen," he said," I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on，I am acting like a lady.”

　　我要表現(xiàn)得象位女士一天，遠(yuǎn)東百貨公司的女裝大減價(jià)，一位高貴的中年男士想給太太買一件。可是，沒(méi)過(guò)多久，他發(fā)現(xiàn)自己已被瘋狂的女人沖得踉踉蹌蹌。他竭力忍耐著。后來(lái)，他低下頭，揮動(dòng)雙臂，擠過(guò)人群。你干嘛？有人尖聲叫道，你難道不能表現(xiàn)得象位紳士嗎？聽(tīng)著，他說(shuō)，我已經(jīng)象紳士一樣表現(xiàn)了一個(gè)小時(shí)。從現(xiàn)在起，我要表現(xiàn)得象個(gè)女士。

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