最低分
"Professor， I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero."
"Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."
學(xué)生：“教授先生，我這次考試已經(jīng)竭盡全力了。我真的覺(jué)得我不應(yīng)該得零蛋。”
老師：“我也是。但是這已經(jīng)是我能給的最低分了！”
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