雙語笑話《糊涂偵探》爆笑臺詞

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Agent 99: I used to look like my mom.
Maxwell Smart: I used to look like two of my moms put together.
99號：我以前長得像我媽媽。
麥克斯：我以前長得像……兩個我媽媽加起來。

Maxwell Smart: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
The Chief: I don't know. Were you thinking, "Holy shit, holy shit, a swordfish almost went through my head"? If so, then yes.
麥克斯：我們有沒有想一塊兒去？
局長：我不知道。你要是在想“要命，真要命，這條劍魚差點戳穿我腦袋了”的話，那我們就想一塊兒去了。

Maxwell Smart: Okay, not to keep dwelling on this, but that was some kiss. How did you know that will work? Have you kissed other men who then plummented to their deaths?
麥克斯：好吧，我也不想細說，不過那啵兒可真是……你咋知道那會管用的？你以前也有把別的男人往死里親過的？

Agent 99: Did you see anything while I was dancing?
Maxwell Smart: Just once, but I don't think you expected him to lift you that high.
99號：我跳舞的時候你有看到什么沒？
麥克斯：就見到一次裙底，不過我想你也沒料到他能把你舉這么高。

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