雙語笑話 萌言萌語②
7. 人們都說，COMPLETE 和 FINISH這兩個單詞沒有區別。其實，區別不是一般的大噢！If you marry the right person, you are COMPLETE. 如果你嫁對了人，人生就完整了。 If you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED! 如果你嫁錯了人，人生就玩完了！
8. When guys get jealous, it's kinda cute. When girls get jealous，World War III is about to start. 男人吃醋，有點小可愛。女人吃醋，第三次世界大戰要爆發了。
9. 每個人身邊都有那么一兩個讓你哭笑不得想罵他“腦殘”的朋友。說他brain-impaired吧，語氣又太重了，那么不妨試試這句話吧：Your brain has two parts: the left and the right. Your left brain has nothing right, and your right brain has nothing left. 大家覺得這句話怎么翻譯比較好呢？
10. PhD的另類解釋：1. Permanent Head Damage永久性腦殘2. Piled Higher and Deeper埋在書堆里3. Public Hated Degree沒人喜歡的學位4. Potential Heavy Drinker潛在酗酒者5. Parents Have Debts父母欠債6. Please Hire. Desperate絕望中，快雇我！7. People Having Dreams 有夢想的人
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