英漢雙語笑話26
EXPENSIVE ADVICE
The doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a woman who sought advice on a health problem.
"Do you think I should send her a bill?" the doctor asked a lawyer who sat next to him.
"Why not?" the lawyer replied. "You rendered professional services by giving advice."
"Thanks," the physician said. "I think I'll do that."
When the doctor went to his office the next day to send the bill to the woman, he found a letter from the lawyer. It read:
"For legal services, $50."
昂貴的建議
大夫在打發走了一個就健康問題向他咨詢的婦女之后，最后來到餐桌上。
“你認為我應該向她收費嗎？”大夫問坐在身邊的一個律師。
“有什么不應該？”律師答道，“你通過提建議提供了職業性服務?！?
“謝謝，”大夫說道，“看來我得這么做?！?
第二天當大夫去辦公室給那位婦女寫賬單時，他收到律師的一封信。信中寫道：
“請付法律服務費５０美元?！?br>
2.
I'M NOT HAVING IT ALL CUT OFF.
Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. While Miles was at the barber's one day, the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut and sat just beside him.
"Hello, Miles," the manager said. "I see that you are having your hair cut in office time."
"Yes, sir, I am," admitted Miles calmly. "You see, sir, it grows in office time."
"Not all of it," said the manager at once. "Some of it grows in your own time."
"Yes, sir, that's quite true." Answered Miles politely, "but I'm not having it all cut off."
沒把頭發全剪掉?。?
麥爾斯有時在上班時間去理發館理發，但這是違反辦公室規定的：職員只能利用自己的時間理發。一天，正當麥爾斯理發時，經理碰巧也進來理發，而且就坐在他旁邊。
"你好，麥爾斯，"經理說。"我看到你在上班時間理發了。"
"是的，先生。正是這樣。"麥爾斯平靜地承認了。"可先生，你看，頭發是在上班時間長的。"
"不全都是吧，"經理立刻說，"有一些是在你自己的時間里長的。"
"對呀，先生，你說得很對。"麥爾斯禮貌地回答說，"但我并沒有把頭發全都剪掉啊。"
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