趣味圖片英語笑話：Transformers 《變形金剛》（雙語）
lately i've felt emotional frustration ...
最近我感到情緒沮喪……
it's completely freudian. whenever i need intimacy, my girlfriend turns herself into a car ... i know i'm in trouble if it's a van ...
這是徹底的弗洛伊德。每當我需要親密時,我女朋友把自己變成一輛車……如果它是一輛面包車我知道我有麻煩了…
transformers directed by woody allen
《變形金剛》由伍迪·艾倫導演。
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