所扮演的角色--雙語幽默笑話
proctor (exceedingly angry):"so you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched? now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?"
學監（非常生氣）：“現在你承認這可憐的新生被扔進這蛙池里，渾身濕透？那么你在這不光彩的事情里扮演了什么角色呢？”
sophomore (meekly):"the right leg, sir."
二年級學生（恭順地）：“右腿，先生。”
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