英漢雙語笑話：None Other Than a Soldier 正是士兵
none other than a soldier
as a newly commissinaed infantry lieutenant, i was eager to set an example for my platoon by cleaning my own m-16 rifle. while we were working on the weapons, one soldier complained about the unusual notched shape of the m-16's bolt and chamber, which makes it difficult to clean.
"lieutenant, they need to make something to clean this with," the soldier said.
"they do," piped up a sergeant.
"really," i said with surprise, wondering why we had not ordered such a tool.
"yes, sir," replied the sergeant. "it's called a soldier."
正是士兵
作為一名新上任的步兵中尉，我通過擦拭自己的m-16式自動步槍給全排作個榜樣。我們一塊擦槍，一名戰(zhàn)士抱怨由于m-16的槍栓槍膛的特別凹形結(jié)構(gòu)，擦起來十分困難。
“中尉，應(yīng)該制造一種擦這槍的工具。”士兵說。
“已經(jīng)制造出來了。”一軍士尖叫。
“真的？”我十分詫異，納悶為什么我們沒有定購這種工具。
“真的，長官，”軍士答道，“它就是士兵。”
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