消防訓練
After the school children had staged several practice fire drills， the fire chief and his staff were called to watch the elementary school pupils go through the drills again.
With the ringing of the alarm， the 600pupils evacuated the building in three minutes. Every one went back to class， proud and pleased. An hour later， the recess buzzer sounded.
The time the building was emptied in two minutes.
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