今晚再睡著時(shí)穿上它們吧
There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat（貂皮大衣） and a diamond ring."
The husband put down his newspaper and said, "Fine! Tonight go back to sleep and wear them."
有一個(gè)妻子告訴丈夫，“昨天晚上我夢見你給我買了一件裘皮大衣（貂皮大衣）和一個(gè)鉆石戒指。”丈夫放下報(bào)紙說，“很好！今晚再睡著時(shí)穿上它們吧。”
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