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        英語笑話|什么是市場營銷?,What is Marketing?

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        You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
        You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
        That's Direct Marketing

        You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
        One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
        "He's very rich. Marry him."
        That's Advertising.

        You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
        You go up to her and get her telephone number.
        The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
        That's Telemarketing.

        You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
        You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
        You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
        That's Public Relations.

        You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
        She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich...?
        That's Brand Recognition.

        You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
        You go up to her and say, "I'm rich.
        Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
        That's Customer Feedback

        笑話提示

        gorgeous = Very beautiful

        Recognition = The process of recognize something by remembering

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