英漢雙語笑話120

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1.Did You Know Him?At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater. One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal. "I sure was!" answered the host. "He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too?" "Sort of," replied the guest. "My mother married him last Saturday."你認識他嗎？在朋友家的一次宴會上，主人提起一位高中時的校友。一位客人問他讀書期間，某位副校長是否也在職。 “當然了，”主人答道。“他是我見過的最大的混蛋。你也認識他嗎？” “有點認識，”客人回答。“我媽媽上周六嫁給了他。”2.Wait a Minute Tom: My grand God, what does a millennium mean to you? God: It only means a minute. Tom: My omnipotent god, what do 10,000 golden coins mean to you? God: Just a small coin. Tom: My humane god, please give me a small coin. God: Ok, poor man, please wait a minute. 等一分鐘湯姆：我偉大的上帝，一千年對你來說，意味著什么？上帝：它只意味著一分鐘。湯姆：我萬能的上帝，一萬枚金幣對你來說，意味著什么？上帝：它只意味著一枚小硬幣。湯姆：我仁慈的上帝，那就請給我一枚小硬幣吧！上帝：好吧，可憐的人，請等一分鐘吧。

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