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        一個(gè)男人在腋下夾著一只鴨子

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        A drunkard in a bar saw a man coming in with a duck under his arm and asked,"What are you doing with the pig?"

        The new comer said it was a duck, not a pig.

        "I was talking to the duck,not to you,"the drunkard replied.

        一個(gè)醉漢在酒吧里看見(jiàn)一個(gè)男人在腋下夾著一只鴨子又問(wèn),“你帶著個(gè)
        豬干什么?”新進(jìn)來(lái)的人說(shuō)是鴨子,而不是豬?!拔以俸网喿诱f(shuō)話,不是給你說(shuō)的,”酒鬼回答說(shuō)。

                

                                

            

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