英語、中文笑話2
One duck walked into a convenience store and asked the clerk, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk said no, and the duck left.
The next day, the duck returned and asked, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk again said no, and the duck left.
The day after that, the duck walked in the store again and asked, “Do you have any grapes?" The clerk screamed at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told you every time that we don't have any grapes , I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor! "
The duck left, and returned the next day. This time he asked, "Do you have any nails?"
The clerk replied, "No."
The duck said, "Good! Got any greapees?"
逛便利店的鴨子
一只鴨子走進一家便利店，問店員說：“有葡萄賣嗎？”店員說沒有，鴨子就走了。
第二天，鴨子又來了，問：“有葡萄賣嗎？”店員又說沒有，鴨子就走了。
第三天，鴨子又走進這家店，問：“有葡萄賣嗎？”店員對鴨子喊道：“你前兩天就來這里問我有沒有葡萄賣。我每次都告訴你沒有！我發誓，如果你再敢來問有沒有葡萄，我就用釘子把你那雙腳蹼釘在地板上！”
鴨子走了，第四天又回來了。這次問道：“有釘子嗎？”
店員回答道：“沒有。”
鴨子說：“太好了！有葡萄賣嗎？”
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