初學者愛上英語幽默小笑話33：請假（中英）
11.Ask for Leave
請假
Two factory workers are talking.
工廠的兩名工人正在談論。
Woman: I can make the boss give me the day off.
女人:我可以讓老板放我一天假。
Man: And how would you do that?
男人:你會怎么做?
Woman: Just wait and see.
女人:你就等著看吧。
She then hangs upside down from the ceiling. After a while, the boss comes in.
然后她把自己倒吊在天花板土，過了一會兒，老板走來進來。
Boss: What are you doing?
老板:你干什么呢?
Woman: I'm a light bulb.
女人:我是一個燈泡。
Boss: You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.
老板:你工作太多了，都發瘋了。我認為你需要休息一天。
The man starts to follow her.
男人開始跟著她往外走。
Boss: Where are you going?
老板:你要去哪里?
Man: I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.
男人:我也要回家。我無法在黑暗中工作呀。
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