爆笑英語幽默笑話精77.I Thought You Called The Next Student我以為你在叫下一個學生（英漢雙語笑話）
77.I Thought You Called The Next Student
77.我以為你在叫下一個學生
A teacher was asking a student a lot of questions，but the student could not answer any of them. The teacher then decided to ask him some very easy questions so that he could get a few right. "What was Bunker Hill”she said.
老師問了一個學生很多問題，但是這個學生卻一個問題也回答不出來。于是老師決定提問他一些簡單的問題，好讓他回答對幾個。“邦克山是怎么回事?”她說。
The student thought for some time and then answered，"An airport?”
學生想了一會兒，然后回答:“是飛機場吧?”
“No，it was a battle.”the teacher said. She was getting a little angry now, but she was trying not to show it. Then she asked，"Who was the first President of the United States?”
“不對，它是一次戰役的發生地。”老師說。此刻，她有些生氣了，但是她竭力不表現出來，隨后，她又問:“誰是美國的第一任總統?”
The student thought for a long time，but did not say anything. Then the teacher got very angry and shouted."George Washington s”Thestudent got up and began to walk towards his seat.
學生想了很久，但還是回答不出來。老師氣極了，大吼一聲:“喬治·華盛頓i”這個學生站了起來，朝著自己的座位走去。
"Come backs”the teacher said，“I did not tell you to go.”
“回來!”老師說，“我還沒有讓你走。”
"Oh，I am sorry.”the student said，“I thought you called the next student.”
“噢，對不起，”學生說，“我以為你在口歸一個學生。”
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