我要玩足球
George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, “can Albert come out to play? ”
“ No,” said the mother, “it's too cold. ”
“ Well, then, ” said George, “ can his football come out to play ? ”
喬冶敲著他朋友家的門。當(dāng)朋友的媽媽來應(yīng)門時，他問：“阿爾伯特可以出來玩嗎？ ”
“ 不行， ” 那位媽媽說， “ 天氣太冷了。 ”
“ 噢，那么， ” 喬冶， “ 他的足球可以出來玩嗎？ ”
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