The Swimmer
The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast.
Johnny laughed.
"Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that?" asked the teacher.
"No, sir," answered Johnny, "but I wonder why he did not swim it four times and get back to the side where his clothes were."
游泳者
老師給同學(xué)們講了一個小故事，說有一個人早飯前要在河里游泳，橫渡三趟。
約翰尼笑了。
老師問道：“你不相信一個游泳很好的人可以做到么？”
約翰尼回答說：“不是的，先生，我是不明白他為什么不游四次，好回到他放衣服的那邊。”
NOTE：
I wonder………表示我想知道…
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