初學者愛上英語幽默小笑話25：停車罰款（中英）
3.Fine for Parking
停車罰款
"Tell me again,"asked the judge, "Why you parked there?" The driver rose and answered respectfully, "Because, Your Honor, it said‘Fine for Parking'."
“告訴我，”法官問道，“你為什么把車停在那兒？”司機站起身，恭恭敬敬地回答，“因為尊敬的閣下，牌子上寫著‘可以停車’。”
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