事事如意
A young couple was becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him.
Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted: "Mom, the toast is burned."
"You talked! You talked!" shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! But why has it taken this long."
"Well, up till now," said the boy, "things have been okay."
一對年輕夫婦很擔心自己四歲的兒子，他一直不會說話。他們帶他去看了很多專家，可大夫們查不出他有什么毛病。
后來有天早上吃早飯時，男孩突然張口了：“媽媽，面包片烤糊了。”
“你說話了！你說話了！”媽媽叫起來，“我太高興了！可你怎么這么久才說話啊？”
“咳，在這之前，”男孩說，“事事如意唄。”
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