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        英語笑話笑死人不償命69: 一個(gè)感人的告別(雙語)

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        A Touching Farewell

        兩個(gè)老朋友出外打高爾夫球,

        Two old friends were out golfing.

        當(dāng)他們?cè)谝惶幝放詼?zhǔn)備開球時(shí),

        As they were'preparing to tee off near a road,

        一列出殯送葬車隊(duì)恰巧經(jīng)過那里,其中一位朋友脫去帽子放在胸前,

        a funeral cortege drove by and one of the two friends took off his hat and

        直到車隊(duì)通過后才戴上帽子。

        held it over his heart until the line of cars had passed.

        “你這樣做實(shí)在很有禮貌,”他的同伴說道。

        "Well, that was good manners on your part," said his partner.

        “喔,那只不過是我最起碼所能做的事了。

        "Oh, it was the least I could do. 

        畢竟,到下星期二我們結(jié)婚就滿三十年了。

        After all we would have been married thirty years next Tuesday. "

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