英語笑話笑死人不償命68: 渴望愛情(雙語)
Thirstin' for Love
渴望愛情
Thurston was in the habit of visiting his girl-friend's apartment from time to time,
沙斯敦經常去他女友的公寓住處，
but always managed to get home at a decent hour with a plausible excuse.
但他總是設法找個理由以免太晚回家。
But this time, both he and his girlfriend had fallen asleep,
但這一次，他和女朋友都睡著了，
and it was 2:00 a. m before Thurston came to.
當他醒來時都已經凌晨兩點了，
Thinking fast, he immediately called home,
沙斯敦腦筋一轉，立刻打電話回家，
and when his wife answered, panted, "Don't pay the ransom! I've escaped!"
當他太太接電話時，他故意喘著氣說：“千萬不要付贖金！我已經安全逃出來了！”
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