英語笑話笑死人不償命67: 你在哪里遇到你太太呢(雙語)
And Where Did You Meet Your Wife ?
你在哪里遇到你太太呢？
Two acquaintances were in the barber shop getting shaves at the same time.
兩個熟識的朋友剛好同時在理發店內刮胡子。
After the barbers had finished,
理發師刮完他們的胡子后，
each man was asked if he would like some after-shave applied to his skin.
兩人都被問到要不要在臉上抹上一些刮胡子后所使用的香水。
"No, no," answered the first man.
“不，不，”第一個先生說。
"My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse. "
“我太太會以為我去過妓院。”
"Go ahead," said the other.
“我沒關系，”另一個先生說道。
"My wife has never been in a whorehouse ! "
“我太太從沒在妓院待過！”
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