英語笑話笑死人不償命66: 別急慢慢來(雙語)
Let's Not Be Hasty
別急慢慢來
Said the wife to the husband.
一位妻子對她先生說道：
"Dear, we just have to get a new family doctor.
“親愛的，我們必須另外再找一名家庭醫師，
This is the third time old Dr. Davis gave me the wrong prescription and nearly killed me."
這已經是戴維斯醫生第三次開錯藥方，差點就要我的命！…
"Oh, come on. sweetheart, let' s give him another chance. "
“喔，別這樣嗎！親愛的，再給他一次機會試試看。”
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