英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Half-lost 一半的損失（中英雙語）
87.Half-lost
同往常一樣，我和朋友外出去跑步。我戴上了我的新皮手套。我告訴我的朋友，這副手套我是花50美元買的.戴上這新的暖融融的手套，很快我就感到兩手出汗了.我把手套摘了下來，放進了口袋里。望著蔚藍的天空，我的情緒特別好。所以，一路上我和朋友追逐著。
I started my uaual running with my friend as I put on my new leather gloves.I told my friend that they cost me 50 dollars. As I felt that my hands were sweating inside the new, warm gloves on the way, I took them off and tucked them into my pockets. The sky was so blue and I was in a good mood，so 1 chased my friend on the road.
十分鐘后，當我再想戴手套時，卻發現口袋里空了。我感到十分沮喪.
Ten minutes later when I was going to wear them again, I suddenly realised that my pockets were empty. I felt greatly distressed.
后來，我和朋友一起順著原路找手套，在路邊我們找到了一只。
Later，my friend was willing to retrace the route with me，and we found one glove along the road.
我的朋友說:“其不錯，現在你只丟了25美元。”
"Wow !"said my friend,”now you have only lost $25."
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