英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯：Besides the card...除卡之外……（中英雙語(yǔ)）
76.Besides the card...
76.除卡之外……
After many years of wanting an automatic-teller card, I finally got one. The first time I used it was at a bank machine in a nearby college town. A student was there, when I arrived，and I asked him if he'd like to help me figure out the proper procedure.
多少年來(lái)我總盼望有張自動(dòng)取款卡，現(xiàn)在我終于有了。記得第一次我在大學(xué)城附近的一個(gè)銀行自動(dòng)提款機(jī)上使用我的卡時(shí)，我問(wèn)站在旁邊的一個(gè)學(xué)生，是否能幫我使用這個(gè)機(jī)器的程序。“當(dāng)然，”他回答。
"Sure，"he replied.
我向他解擇說(shuō)我想存一筆錢(qián)。他打斷了我說(shuō):“我想我?guī)筒涣四懔耍覐奈创孢^(guò)錢(qián).”
I explained that I wanted to make a deposit. He cut me off and said, "I don't think I can help you. I've never made a deposit.”
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