A Thank-you Note
Once I received a thank-you note from a friend whom I had helped. In the envelope were five lottery tickets that had been scratched， revealing the numbers. "Thank you very much for your help，" the note read. "As a gift， I bought you some lottery tickets- sorry you didn't win. "
Notes：
（1） lottery n.彩票
（2） scratch v.刮
（3） reveal v.顯出
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