The Use of a Handsaw
At the mall， my wife and I picked up some hardware items， including a handsaw. We were heading back to the car when we passed a steakhouse.
Let's try it. " my wife suggested. Although I felt a little foolish carrying the saw， I followed her inside.
Scanning the menu， my wife told the waitress， " I' 11 have chopped sirloin， please.
The waitress turned to me， eyed my saw and commented， "And I see that. you， sir， have come for our T-bone special.
Notes：
（1） mall n.集市
（2） pick up 得到；獲得
（3） handsaw n.手鋸
（4） scan v.匆匆地略看；掃視
（5） chop v.砍；劈；剁
（6） sirloin n.最好的牛腰肉
（7） comment v.評論；說話
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