加菲貓的節食計劃已經實行-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫
garfield:what...no fries？
加菲貓;沒土豆條了嗎？
garfield:boy,is jon going to be sorry he put me on this diet.
加菲貓：男孩，喬恩會懊悔的，他把我放到這里節食。
garfield:well,i hope you're happy,jon.look what this diet has done to me.
加菲貓：好，我希望你開心，喬恩。這種節食我已經實行了。
jon:you know,garfield,i think you've lost too much weight.
喬恩;你知道的，加菲貓，我認為你已經瘦了好多。
garfield:that's an understatement.
加菲貓：這是個保守的說法。
jon:here,have an apple.
喬恩:這兒有一個蘋果。
garfield:arrgh!
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