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        加菲貓用看電視的方式來節食-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫

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        garfield:maybe watching television will take my mind off this diet.

        加菲貓:可能看電視將會轉移我飲食的思想。

        tv:and now.back to...bowling for meat loaf.

        電視:現在,快回來,保齡球肉餡糕。

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