效仿別人--雙語幽默笑話
A Baby Sister
小妹妹
Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnnie?
保育員：約翰尼，你難道不喜歡你的小妹妹嗎？
Johnnie: She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him.
約翰尼：那倒不是。她要是個(gè)男孩就好了。威利有了一個(gè)新生的小妹妹，現(xiàn)在他該認(rèn)為我又在學(xué)他的樣子了。
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