看笑話學英語61:An Absent-minded Professor健忘教授
聽笑話學英語61:An Absent-minded Professor 健忘教授
No doubt about it, my fellow monk, Father Martin, was a bit of an absent-minded professor.
毫無疑問，我的同事、Martin神父是個有點健忘的教授。
He often filled in for sick priests at other parishes, and one Saturday he found himself on a train to a new destination, frantically searching his pockets for his ticket. 他經常到別的教區給生病的牧師替班。一個周六，他又坐火車出發了，但到驗票時，他卻怎么都找不著放在衣服口袋里面的火車票。
"Forget about it, Father," said the conductor, recognizing him as a regular. "I'm sure you paid for a ticket." "I can't forget about the ticket," Father Martin replied nervously. "I need to know where I'm going."
因為老坐火車，列車員認得教授，因此對他說，“不用找了，我想你肯定已經買過票了。”“我得把票找出來”，Martin神父不安地回答。“我得弄清楚我是要去哪”。
英語單詞短語學習：
1 conductor [k?n'd?kt?]
n. 售票員，導體，指揮
eg:Wood is a poor conductor of heat and electricity.
木頭是熱和電的不良導體。
短語
conductor layer [電] 導線層 ; [電] 導體層
grounding conductor [電] 接地導體 ; 接地線 ; [電] 接地導線 ; 接地引線
lightning conductor [電] 避雷針 ; 接地極 ; [電] 避雷器 ; [電] 避雷導體
flush conductor 齊平導線 ; 嵌入式線路 ; 貼平式 ; 貼平式導體
perfect conductor [電磁] 理想導體 ; [電] 完全導體 ; [電,物] 全導體 ; [電,物] 良導體
poor conductor [電] 不良導體
electric conductor [物] 導電體 ; [物] 導體 ; 導線 ; [物] 電導體
conductor rail [電] 導電軌 ; 匯流排 ; 接觸軌 ; [電] 導電軌條
plain conductor 普通導線 ; [電] 裸導線 ; [電] 裸線 ; 無鍍層導體
2 Absent-minded adj. 心不在焉的；健忘的；出神的
eg:In his later life he became even more absent-minded.
在晚年他變得更加心不在焉了。
短語
be absent-minded 心不在焉的 ; 漫不經心
Absent-minded finger 失神指
absent-minded professor 無頭蒼蠅 ; 做事心不在焉者 ; 健忘的人 ; 心不在焉的教授
Absent-minded dentist 心不在焉的牙醫
absent - minded 心不在焉的
T absent-minded 獨立搖滾
Absent-minded Behavior 心不在焉
be absent - minded 心不在焉
absent-minded pedestrian 大意行人
3 destination [.desti'nei??n]
n. 目的地，終點，景點
eg:They encountered untold difficulties and dangers before they reached their destination.
他們經歷過數不盡的艱難險阻才到達目的地。
詞組短語
tourist destination旅游勝地；旅游目的地；旅游景點
port of destination目的港
final destination最終目的地
destination port目的港；目的端口
ultimate destination最終目的地
destination airport目的地機場；到達機場
destination node目的節點；目標節點
country of destination目的國；收貨地國家
destination country前往目的地國；到達國
destination address目標地址
place of destination目的地
destination folder目標文件夾
destination directory[計]目標目錄，目的目錄
destination file目標文件；結果文件
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