外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹130：把我嚇個半死(中英)
A woman was walking along the beach when she saw a bottle on the sand. She picked it up and removed its top. Whoosh! A big puff of smoke appeared.
一位婦女正在沿著海灘散步，突然她看見沙灘上有個瓶子。她撿起了瓶子，拔開了瓶塞。呼的一聲，冒起一股濃煙。
"You have released me from my prison,”the genie told her. "To show my thanks, I’11 grant you three wishes. But take care, for with each wish，your mate, will receive double of whatever you request.”
“你把我從囚禁中解救了出來，”妖怪對她說:“為了表示對你的感謝，我將滿足你三個愿望。但是要注意，你每實現一個愿望，你的丈夫會得到雙倍你所要求的東西。”
"Why?" The woman asked. "He left me for another woman.”
“為什么?他為了另一個女人拋棄了我。”這位婦女問。
"That is how it is written，”replied the genie.
“只能如此。”妖怪回答道。
The woman shrugged and then asked for a million dollars. There was a flash of light, and a million appeared at her feet. At the same instant, in a distant place，her husband was down to see twice that amount at his feet.
這位婦女很無奈地聳了聳肩，要了一百萬美元。一道亮光閃過，在她的腳下出現了一百萬美元。與此同時，在遙遠的地方，她的丈夫正在看著腳下雙倍數目的錢。
"And your second wish?"
“你的第二個愿望呢?”
"Genie, I want the world's most expensive diamond necklace.” Another flash of light, and the woman was holding the precious treasure. And in that remote place, her husband was wondering what had made so many precious stones come to him from nowhere at all.
“妖怪，我想要世界上最貴重的鉆石項鏈。”有一道亮光閃過，這個婦女的手中便出現了這貴重的寶物。在那個遙遠的地方，她的丈夫正在奇怪從什么地方冒出這么多寶石來。
"Genie，is it really true that my husband has two million dollars and more jewels than I do, and that he gets double of whatever I wish for?
“妖怪，我丈夫真的擁有了兩百萬美元，還有比我更多財寶，而且不論我要什么，他就能得到雙倍嗎?”
The genie said it was indeed true.
妖怪說確實如此。
Okay，genie，I’ m ready for my Last wish,” the woman said. "Scare me half to death.”
“好了，妖怪，我已經想好了我的最后一個愿望了。”這位婦女說二“把我嚇個半死吧。”
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