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        趣味圖片英語笑話:anniversary 紀念日(雙語)

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        Bastard, you've forgot that today is our anniversary!

        混蛋,你忘了今天是我們的紀念日!

        In the whimsical games between the sexes, this scenario has never occurred

        在兩性之間反復無常的游戲中,這種情況從未發生

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