此處禁止停車！
這是一個禁止別人停車的告示，從內容來看屬于詛咒類了，不過老外在詛咒別人的時候和我們還是不同的，一起來看看吧
wrath: 憤怒,激怒,猛烈的力量,神譴
shoelace: 鞋帶
rabid: 猛烈的,熱烈的,急進的,狂怒的,固執的,瘋狂的
禁 止 停 車
?。ǚ駝t）你將會承受來至先人們的憤怒；你的鞋帶永遠是散開的；你的家將遭受暴走松鼠的入侵；你冰箱里的食物將“神奇”的腐壞；你的車將榮幸的通知你“故障即將發生（貴的那種）”；你將找不到人在聚會上聊天。
?。ㄐ∽植糠郑┝硪蝗巳藨峙碌暮蠊牵耗銜屧谶@個車庫上花了大價錢的某潑婦出離憤怒的……
# 很好玩的詛咒，特別是最后關于聚會的那一條，無疑告訴你，這是來自“潑婦”而不是來世“潑夫”的詛咒……
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