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        聽(tīng)笑話學(xué)英語(yǔ)60:lifetime warranty 終身保修

        After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he'd originally wanted.
        在將母親下葬9個(gè)月后,當(dāng)?shù)貧泝x館的一個(gè)客戶終于攢夠了錢去買那副他早就相中的價(jià)值不菲的棺材了。

        So we exhumed the body and transferred his deceased mother into the new steel casket. "What's so special about this coffin?" I asked the funeral director. He replied, "It has a lifetime warranty."
        他把母親的棺材挖了出來(lái),將尸體轉(zhuǎn)移到了那副新的鋼制棺材中。“這副棺材有什么特別?”,我問(wèn)葬禮的承辦人。他回答說(shuō),“這種棺材終生保修。

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        英語(yǔ)單詞短語(yǔ)學(xué)習(xí):

        1 purchase ['p?:t??s] 
        vt. 買,購(gòu)買
        n. 購(gòu)買,購(gòu)買的物品

        eg:The broker will get 5% if he finds a purchaser.
        這個(gè)中間人如果找到一個(gè)買主就將提成5%。

        短語(yǔ)
        account purchase [貿(mào)易] 賒買 ; 賒購(gòu) ; 帳戶受款人
        cash purchase [會(huì)計(jì)] 現(xiàn)購(gòu) ; 現(xiàn)金 ; [貿(mào)易] 現(xiàn)金購(gòu)買 ; [貿(mào)易] 現(xiàn)金購(gòu)置
        Purchase Advertising 購(gòu)買廣告 ; 購(gòu)物點(diǎn)廣告 ; 采辦告紅
        group purchase 團(tuán)購(gòu) ; 團(tuán)拍訂購(gòu) ; 團(tuán)購(gòu)促銷 ; 團(tuán)購(gòu)活動(dòng)
        purchase tax [稅收] 購(gòu)買稅 ; [稅收] 購(gòu)物稅 ; [稅收] 購(gòu)置稅 ; 消費(fèi)品零售稅
        purchase returns [貿(mào)易] 進(jìn)貨退出 ; 購(gòu)貨退出
        purchase money 買款 ; 買進(jìn)的價(jià)格 ; 定價(jià) ; 買價(jià)
        purchase commitments 購(gòu)買傭金 ; 購(gòu)貨約束 ; 有專門購(gòu)買承諾
        purchase evaluation 購(gòu)買后評(píng)估

        2 mortuary ['m?:tju?ri] 
        n. 停尸間,太平間

        eg:At the mortuary that morning, the coffin had already been closed.
        那天早上在太平間里,棺材已經(jīng)被蓋上了。

        短語(yǔ)
        The Mortuary 停尸間 ; 停尸房 ; 太平間
        mortuary lift 殯儀館電梯
        mortuary lift 殯儀館電梯
        public mortuary 公眾殮房
        mortuary practices 墓葬制度
        Mortuary practice 殯葬事宜
        mortuary refrigerator 尸體冷藏柜
        Mortuary Science 殯儀館學(xué)
        Mortuary Technician 殮房技術(shù)員

        3 director [di'rekt?, dai'rekt?] 
        n. 董事,經(jīng)理,主管,指導(dǎo)者,導(dǎo)演

        eg:The director expresses his sorrow in his film.
        導(dǎo)演在影片中表達(dá)出他的悲哀。

        短語(yǔ)
        Managing Director 總經(jīng)理 ; 常務(wù)董事 ; 行政董事 ; [經(jīng)管] 董事總經(jīng)理
        Sales Director 銷售總監(jiān) ; 銷售主管 ; 營(yíng)銷總監(jiān) ; 發(fā)賣總監(jiān)
        Best Director 最佳導(dǎo)演 ; 最佳導(dǎo)演獎(jiǎng) ; 威尼斯電影節(jié) ; 國(guó)際電影節(jié)
        independent director 獨(dú)立董事 ; 自力董事 ; 獨(dú)破董事 ; 獨(dú)立取締役
        department director 部長(zhǎng) ; 局長(zhǎng) ; 教研室主任
        Administrative Director 行政主管 ; 行政總監(jiān) ; 行政經(jīng)理 ; 總監(jiān)
        Vice Director 副院長(zhǎng) ; 副處長(zhǎng) ; 副會(huì)長(zhǎng) ; 副主任
        Clinical Director 醫(yī)療主任
        Copy Director 文案指導(dǎo) ; 撰文指導(dǎo) ; 文案總監(jiān) ; 文案指點(diǎn)
         

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