英漢雙語笑話：Virtue 美德
virtue
many years after receiving my graduate degree, i returned to the state university of new york at binghamton as a faculty member. one day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. i said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since i began there as a student.
when the door finally opened, i felt a compassionate pat on my back, and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me. "you'll get that degree, dear," she whispered. "perseverance is a virtue."
美 德
獲取研究生學位多年以后，我回到位于賓翰頓的紐約州立大學當教員。一天，電梯里很擁擠，有人抱怨電梯效率太低。我說自我在那里當學生起，20年來電梯一直沒有換過。
最后當電梯門打開時，我感到有人在我的背上同情地拍了一下，回過頭來我看到一位年長的修女正在朝我微笑?！澳銜玫綄W位的，親愛的，”她低聲說道：“堅持不懈是一種美德?！?
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