外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹147：疼痛之種種(中英)
Three women，while traveling in a train, are discussing different types of pain.
三個女人在火車上正在討論各種各樣的疼痛。
The first woman says, "There is no pain like when you suffer a fracture.”
第一個女人說:“沒有比你骨折時還疼的了。”
The second woman says, "That’s nothing. Post一surgical pain is the worst.”
第二個女人說:“那根本沒有什么。手術以后的疼痛是最厲害的了。”
The third woman says，"I disagree. Pain during childbirth is the severest.”
第三女人說:“我不同意。在分娩的時候疼痛是最嚴重的。”
An old man who is resting up on the top bunk overhears this conversation and interrupts them. "I don’t think you three have ever experienced a swift kick to the balls.”
上鋪的一個老人聽到了她們的談話，然后打斷她們說:“我覺得你們從來沒有經歷過有人踢你要害時的疼痛。”
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