我呆會兒離開家去騷擾貓
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.
The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"
Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."
三只老鼠坐在酒吧吹牛,談論他們的勇氣和韌性。
第一個說:"我非常有勇氣,曾吃過一整袋老鼠藥!”
第二個說:“我是如此的有勇氣,一旦我被捕鼠器捕到,我咬斷了它!”
然后第三只老鼠起身說:“伙計,我呆會兒離開家去騷擾貓。”
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