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        外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹06:我沒看到它(中英)

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        Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard  this  morning, Johmmy,and  now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?

        媽媽: 約翰尼,我今天早上在櫥子里放了兩塊點心。現在就剩下一塊了。你能解釋一下嗎?

        Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn' t notice the other.

        約翰尼: 哦,我想是因為里面太黑我沒看到另外那塊。
         

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