英漢雙語笑話習題簿2011.5.30

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        A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"         The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."
        一份報紙組織了一場競賽，為下面的問題征集最佳答案：“如果盧浮宮起了火，而你只能救出一幅畫，你將救出哪一幅？”         獲獎的答案是：“最接近門口的那一幅。”

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