看笑話學英語59:When a Tiger Comes老虎來了
聽笑話學英語59:When a Tiger comes老虎來了
Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.
兩個男人正在穿過叢林，突然，一只老虎出現在遠處，向他們沖來。
One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"
其中的一個人從包里拿出一雙“耐克”鞋，開始穿上。另一個人驚奇地看著他說，“你以為穿上這個就可以跑得過老虎嗎？”
His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."
他的朋友回答道：“我不用跑得過它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。”
英語單詞短語學習：
1 All of a sudden 突然地，出乎意料地
eg:All of a sudden it will feel as though your days are almost empty.
某一刻你會忽然感到好像你的每一天都幾乎是空空的。
2 exclaim
vi. 呼喊，驚叫；大聲叫嚷
vt. 大聲說出
eg:"He went back to the lab," Inez exclaimed impatiently.
“他回實驗室了，”伊內茲不耐煩地叫道。
3 walk through 走過；輕松地初排；草率地處理
eg:Take this opportunity to walk through your town or city and greet all of those you pass.
借此機會，走過你的城市，和所有你經過的人和事物打招呼。
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