爆笑英語幽默笑話精選26： Essay作文（英漢雙語笑話）
26. Essay
26.作文
Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket".After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home.
老師給學(xué)生出了個作文題:“一場板球賽”。兩分鐘后，西蒙·斯蒂爾交了作文，老師允許他回家了。
His essay read:"Rain stopped play."
他在作文上寫道:“下雨，比賽中止。”
cricket
n.[U][體]板球;蟋蟀
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