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        一個年輕的經理正要離開辦公室

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        A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

        "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"

        "Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper and pressed the start button.

        "Excellent, excellent," said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."

        一個年輕的工作人員下午6點正要離開辦公室,,他發現經理站在一個碎紙機前拿著一張紙。
        “聽著,”經理說,這是一個非常敏感和重要的文件,我的秘書已經離開。你能做這項工作嗎?”“當然,”年輕人說行。他打開機器,插入的文件并按下啟動按鈕。“好,好,”經理的文件文件破碎在機器里。”經理說我只需要一個副本。”
               

                                

            

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