笑話習(xí)題簿12.21
Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?
Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.
律師：你說你離事故現(xiàn)場約有35英尺，你能看清多遠(yuǎn)的東西？
證人：這么說吧，早上起床后我看見太陽，別人告訴我這大約有9300萬英里遠(yuǎn)。
Exercises:
根據(jù)短文回答下列問題：
你的視力好么？
參考答案：
當(dāng)然，你也能看見太陽！
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