Sharing everything 分享所有
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.
一個年輕人在麥當(dāng)勞里看見一對年邁的夫婦在吃午餐。他發(fā)現(xiàn)那對夫婦只點了單人餐，還要了一個空杯子。年輕人看見丈夫認(rèn)真地把漢堡分成兩半，把薯條一根一根數(shù)出來同樣放成兩堆，一份給自己，一份放在妻子面前。之后丈夫把飲料一半倒到空杯子里，同樣放到妻子面前。這時丈夫開始吃了，而妻子卻把手?jǐn)傇谙ドw上，在一旁看著。
The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs.
年輕人決定上前請那對夫婦允許他為他們再買一份單人餐，這樣他們就不用分一份了。
The old gentleman said, "Oh no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50."
丈夫說道：“哦，不用了。我們已經(jīng)結(jié)婚50年了，所有的東西我們都會一起分享，對半兒分。”
The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, "It's his turn with the teeth."
然后年輕人問妻子她為什么不吃，她說：“這回他先用假牙。”
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