Political Joke(13)
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently，and after a moment his face brightened. When he hung up，he immediately phoned his mother to tell her the good news.“Ma！??！，”he shouted，“the results are in. I won the election?。?！”
“Honestly？”，his mother replied. The politician‘s smiled faded.“Aw hell，ma，why bring that up at a time like this？”
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